I am a good Mother. Yes I am

I had to say that FIRST...

Phrases constantly Repeated (mostly by me) around our house.....

I will shank you.

Are you INSANE?

Let's go, we are going to be late.

Did you brush your teeth?

Have you been shanked lately?

Time to get off the computer.

Am I the only one who knows how to load the dishwasher?

Did you finish your homework?

Did you put it in your backpack?

Who ransacked your room? Didn't you just clean it yesterday?

Girl, I will cut you.

Oh, no you didn't!

I would use a prison bathroom before I would use yours.

Would someone please clean the cat box(s) or I swear, I will send those cats out the front door.

What did you comb your hair with? The leg of a chair?

In case anyone does not know what a shank is: here is the urban dictionary
explanation: "a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison,
sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons."

Don't all Mothers threaten to shank their kids? No?

Maybe I watched too many prison moves in the past.

The girls recently learned how to make a shank out of a toothbrush on some crazy show they watched with their Dad. (maybe that is why they leave their toothbrushes out?)

Yes, shank is our most favorite word. Weird, I know.

And still, the Mother of the year Award has not been awarded to me.

I don't know why.....

Now don't get all crazy and go calling the family protective services people...they are much too busy to worry about little ol' me.