A Tisket....A Tasket...

Have you ever hurt your wrist simply by cutting up your lunch?

Me neither.

anyhoo.......

Something you should all know: cat pee is the absolute most vile smell in the entire universe.
I know this. And you are up to date as well.


The girls are to tend to the litter boxes.
Sometimes they forget their scooping duties.

**I should dust off my shank, that will bring back some memories for them**


The cats will let me know if their box(es) are not up to par.


How do they let me know?

They go to the laundry room and find a nice pile of clean clothes/towels and promptly pee on this pile.
Yeah, pretty nasty of them. (and to think, I still feed the little hairballs)
This usually deters me from letting the laundry pile up too.

That is what happened this weekend. I was none to pleased.


I had to wash said "pee" laundry THREE times in super duper hot water to kill the smell..

Really, that is pitiful......considering I have the most, sweet, awesome, uber, washing machine in the whole world.

yes, I have unnatural relationships with all of my appliances.

If you can de-stink a skunk...then why can't I de-pee my cats?



I don't know how I get from one place to another. Really.

The forgetting what I was doing is getting worse. I don't know if it is too late to be tested for a learning disorder......well, maybe not a learning disorder, but a remembering what I was doing 4 minutes ago disorder....ahhh.....some type of disorder, there must be a name for it.
I don't recall anyone ever getting tested when I was a kid. You either got it, or you didn't.
That pretty much meant that you either rode the regular bus, or you rode the short bus. plain and simple.

oh, what was I talking about again?

I grabbed my weights the other morning, brought them into the family room and proceeded to start exercising while watching the Bonnie Hunt show.

Approx 6 minutes later I was possessed to grab a rag and a spray bottle of soapy water and I started spraying the guest bathroom door and trim moldings.

No, they did not call to me, and no they were not filthy, but a bit dusty. From there I hit the linen closet, the guest bedroom door, my bedroom door and the coat closet by the front door.
Of course the soapy water hit the tile floor, so I had to grab the mop and clean up around each door too.

I put the soapy water away and made myself a huge salad with about a pound of mozzarella cheese on it and went to the computer to read blogs while I ate.

That is when it dawned on me that I never really worked out but ended up eating my weight in cheese.
I need help.

Am I alone???

I am a basket case puzzle.

And all that cheese can't be good for my insides either.

But perhaps my wrist will stop throbbing soon.