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February 17, 2009

mish mash.

Thoughts running amok in my head.

I really feel the need to cut Keith Urban's hair. Every time I see him, whether he is talking in an interview or singing, I just can't pay attention.....All I can think about is giving him a proper haircut. C'mon, I am not alone in this, am I?

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Why do vitamins taste so horrid? Can't they come up with some that don't make me want to throw up? Or at least make my pee look less radioactive?

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Don't you hate it when you are outside just walking along and out of nowhere *surprise* there is a huge snake. This would not be a big deal if the snake just slithered away, but NO. My yard snakes *freeze* Then I don't know which way they are going to go. Then I don't know which way to go. SO we are both there *frozen*

Whereas I say to the snake: "Buddy, YOU had to have heard me coming. Why didn't you just keep moving?" *SILENCE* They just lay there frozen. I shake my head and retreat to where I came from.

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Coach sent me an email this week that contained information about how dangerous Lillies (the flowers) are to cats if they ingest them. They can DIE from eating them. Actually the email came through 2 times. My reply to his email: "SO, I suppose I will be getting dozens of lillies come Easter." Our cats are really annoying. Don't call PETA.

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I read an article in the New York Times People Magazine that was an update of the cast from the 80's tv show Roseanne
In the article, Roseanne Barr was asked what she has been up to lately? Her answer: "She is focussed on blogging while enjoying her family-and her anonymity."


Ok, which of you is the real Roseanne?
Fess up Rosie. And do you live in Walpole, MA?

28 comments:

  1. Good Morning, I am visiting from Betsy's blog. Scary thought about one of us being the real Roseanne, huh???

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  2. I love your randomness. I am scared to death of snakes and it seems when I come across them, they are out to get me (they don't freeze but I wish they would...lol) and seems like they come at me. Seriously. I flip out.

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  3. The thought that she is out there anonymously bogging and inserting her opinion into the internet at random made me more frightened than your snakes are of you.

    I'd pay good money NOT to read what that woman has to say.

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  4. SNAKE did you say SNAKE? In your YARD? I can't handle them behind glass in the aquarium. Egad woman, maybe I better not move to Florida...

    And I vote for Katydidnot as Roseanne...except Katy is funnier...

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  5. Yeah for short haircuts and dead cats! I live in MA, but not Walpole, and my name ain't Rosie, oh well. Have a great day!

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  6. Ah, the things that run amok in your head -- no wonder you write such a fascinating blog.

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  7. I'm with you on Keith Urban's hair.

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  8. I used to find snake skins (from rattlers) in my yard in CA...which to me is worse than finding the snake because where did the snake go?

    What happen to part 2 of your dream?

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  9. Well---I am getting my short hair cut again on Thursday. I take those stinky vitamins --but I wonder if they can make those nasty things any BIGGER????? I gag just swallowing them!!!! We have lilies in our yard---so hopefully there are no cats around... AND--how anonymous can we get??? Some bloggers don't give their states--muchless their cities. Some list family members as the kid, the teenager, etc. Some don't ever give their first names--drives me crazy.. I find that my best blogger friends are those who are open and honest... And I hope that I NEVER run into Roseanne Barr online.

    How's that for some random thoughts this morning???
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  10. I'll hold Keith down, and you can shave that mop!! Then, we'll head out to the yard and see what we can do about those awful snakes.

    Thank the good Lord, I am NOT Roseanne Barr.

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  11. a. Country music makes my ears bleed, so I don't even really know what Keith's hair looks like. But, in general, I despise long hair on boys and men, so in essence, I agree with you!!

    b. Don't take vitamins. Ever. Probably why I'm falling apart :(

    c. TERRIFIED of snakes, but luckily NOT an issue for me here in ChiTown!!

    d. Where can I get a couple dozen lillies for my mother-in-law? OMG, that's terrible, she loves her stupid cat. I'm sorry....

    e. Roseanne blogs?! That's hilarious!! I think I would recognize her sarcasm if I came across it, though. Maybe...

    Colleen, you made me spit at my computer!! "Yeah for short haircuts and dead cats!"

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  12. I had to laugh about your Keith Urban comment. My Grandma, God rest her soul, used to say that she's like to give him a good scrubbin' with a wire brush.

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  13. Oh it's my lucky day...I'm not Roseanne.

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  14. Keith Urban is not on my radar screen; I have never even heard him sing (yes, I live in a cave outside of Seattle)! I do wonder, though, if you are married to Nicole Kidman, can you not manage even a tiny, little smile? Or is that what keeps the country music flowing (being unhappy)?
    I am totally with you on the snakes. I just canNOT get used to them, at all. Anywhere, anytime, they always make me jump & my heart pound in an unnatural way. ICK!
    I agree with you on the vitamins, too.
    Lilies make me sneeze & my eyes water, though I love to look at them. I always end up putting them outdoors, and looking at them through the window, if they happen to come my way. Lilies as cat-murder-weapon had not occurred to me. You are a very creative woman!

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  15. I am so on board with the Keith Urban hair cut. Seriously, does Nicole not care that he looks like a dirty blond Bill Ray Cirus? I care.

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  16. Yes - I think Keith Urban's hair needs to be cut. He's too old to look like a surfer dude!
    And how about letting those kitties loose on that snake of yours? Or is the snake really big? I'm afraid of them!

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  17. I'm not afraid of snakes. Now if I saw Roseanne slithering around in my yard, now that would scare me.

    And I've never read a blog written by a snake or Keith Urban.

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  18. How funny about Roseanne....wow she blogs...I am off to find her blog..hee hee!
    -sandy toe

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  19. I felt the same way about vitamins, which is why I never took them... until I compared the labels and Flintstones have just about the same stuff in them as the icky tasting vitamins. I now take Flintstones Complete and hardly ever miss a day :)

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  20. If my mum reads the bit about the snakes I will never get her to set foot on Floridian soil again

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  21. Whom I want to shave down and punch some sense into is Joaquin Phoenix. What the hell is the matter with that guy!

    *shakes head*

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  22. I'm not sure which one of us is Rosanne, but it's def not me, and I don't do snakes either... Actually I don't do spiders either. Hate 'em. then there's the whole Keith Urban thing. I think his hair wouldn't bother me if he wouldn't flip it. But I do love his music though, and I like other music too. Did you hear I lost a whole inch. just by bringing my lunch, oh and didn't know that about lillies and cats, but it's good to know, I'm not a cat person, even though we have one and he is 100 years old. Or at least I think he is. Oh wait, what were we taling about again? ahaha I guess I can relate to your randomness :) Have a great one!!1

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  23. I can think of nothing witty to say! But yeah, I totally agree with you on all of 'em!

    Also - I got your comment about Facebook, and then I got your friend confirmation. Thanks, chickadee!!!

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  24. Oh my God...the other morning I saw a piece about snakes in Florida. It was on the Today show. Apparently some of them, after having been set free on the Keys, SWAM back to the mainland. WHAT THE EFF???? They swam allllll the way back AND proceeded to grow in to 10 foot pythons along the way???? Wow.

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  25. hehehehehe.Fun observations kiddo!

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  26. You rule! Yes, I feel the same way about Keith's hair, ewww.

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  27. I admit it. I'm the real Roseanne. I've been outed.

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  28. Fortunately I don't come face to face with snakes very often - but if I did - I would be a streak of light heading in the opposite direction! I don't care if it is just a garden snake - it is in fact a SNAKE!! :)

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