Big and Exciting news....

Well, big and exciting for ME....
Really, no one else should care. But I will share because it is exciting for me.
And this is my blog.

Remember a while ago, I spoke about my wandering mind while I was sweeping...and fantasizing about a deluxe vacuum cleaner? You don't remember? Well, go back and click on the link.
*waiting*
*waiting*
Wow, you are a slow reader.
*waiting*

Ok. caught up? well guess what?

Never mind , you will never guess so I will just tell you.
Sometimes Dreams fantasies do come true.

The very next day, in the mail arrives our American Express Rewards catalog.

Yes, it did.

And guess who has a gazillion American Express points racked up.

No. Not me.

Coach does.

Which is pretty much the same, cause what's his is mine.

And what's mine is negotiable.

And lets face it, what's mine is pretty girly, he does not want girly stuff anyway.

Anyhoo, American Express rewards are the best thing in the whole entire universe.

Really.

You know why?

Because they offer EVERY model of the Dyson vacuums.

Yes. DYSON.

As in the Rolls Royce of Vacuums.

And guess who is getting a Dyson vacuum.

No, NOT OPRAH!

ME!!!!!

I am so flipping excited.

I told the girls at least 15 times this weekend: "Did I tell you, I was getting a Dyson??"

They are over it, but not me. I can't wait.

I even had to post it publicly. Ok, to the kitchen public.

Really, I never even got this excited about a new car.

hmmm. I wonder if I need a special license????

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And some other, not so important news....
I realized something recently about myself that might be a bit odd.

Well, maybe not that odd.

I started to not feel well, like I was catching the FUNK ...while I taking care of the sick child.
My stomach was just not right and I went into my "Oh pooh, I might be coming down with something mode"

The first few things I do if I feel like I am getting sick......

1)Clean all the toilets. Yes, if I need to throw up, the toilets have to be as clean as possible to keep me from throwing up more than necessary.

2)Clean the bed sheets. If I have to spend any amount of time in bed, the sheets have to be fresh.

3)Buy Orange Juice.

4)Disinfect door handles and telephones.

Not so wacky, right?

Well it worked, because I did not get sick.

**knock on wood**

Hey, did I tell you I am getting a Dyson?

I am so excited. really. I can hardly contain myself.

Ohmygosh. It is purple and shiny.

*bright smiles*