- *I don’t need to eat nearly as much as I do.
- *My metabolism is moving at the speed of smell.
- *My 96 yr old Grandma has fewer spider veins on her legs than I.
- *I got my legs from my Mom’s side. thanks Mom.
- *OJ is a murderer.
- *Life is too short to live it unhappily.
- *I will never have abs of steel. But will settle for aluminum foil.
- *I am doing the best I can.
- *Nothing is as important as family.
* My children are much too lazy.
What do you know?
This TP thing makes me absolutely CRAZY! CRAZY. Thank I know!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I actually make a reference to OJ in my next post!
ReplyDeleteI know that Western WA is so beautiful in the sunshine that people like us will put up with the rain for 8 months of the year, just to be here when it's like it is TODAY.
ReplyDeleteI know that cancer sucks.
I know that nothing is stronger than LOVE.
I know that Comcast has messed up our TV reception with their stupid new box, and we can't watch TV for now.
I know that that doesn't matter, since we are going to go out and enjoy the sunshine.
I know that it's a huge relief when someone you love recovers from illness, even just the flu.
I know that I am thankful that you are here in this world, writing, being a wife, mother and friend. XO
Aluminum foil?! bwah hahaha!! You never cease to crack me the hell up!
ReplyDeleteI know that it's just terribly hard to swap out the toilet paper when the roll runs out...
ReplyDeleteI know that I cannot get my tongue down in the bottom of the peanut butter jar trying to get that last bite. However, my fingers do quite well with that one.
I know that this is the time of year when I sweep the deck --and by the time I get back inside, those leaves are BACK.
I know that both of my favorite football teams aren't doing very well this year...
I know that I could go on and on about what I know. I could also go on and on about what I don't know.
Hugs,
Betsy
Oh the setting the TP on top thing, perfect! ha! And yes, I too will never have abs of steel...dang.
ReplyDeleteI know I always get a smile when I read your posts.
ReplyDeleteI know you are good at getting us to think about things.
I know if one of my kids had done that their mother would have killed them.
I know I treasure the day I discovered your blog! You always put a smile on my face!
ReplyDeleteAbout the TP - the only thing worse is when you are in a public rest room and the new roll is sitting like that and you imagine that the grocery bag boys have been playing soccer with it in the parking lot!
I know that I well get my lesson plans done even though the fact that I'm blogging right now instead of writing might be a problem.
ReplyDeleteI am guilty of the last one, I admit. Once in a while. Sometimes, just sometimes, it just seems like that one last thing that I simply cannot accomplish in a day full of completed tasks.
ReplyDeletehey, nice toilet tissue fixture!
ReplyDeleteaah, the toilet paper thingy. if only someone would invent a holder that would make replacing the paper easy. oh wait....there is! so come on, you can do it ;)
ReplyDeletei have the same problem at home.
I made my husband and my stepson come look at your toilet paper photo and asked them "hey guys, look familiar???" They both ran from me. They can run, but they can't hide. LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my pet peeves....and I live alone!
ReplyDeletei know that i am glad i stopped by. i know that i do not work well with power tools. i know that spiders can fly. i know that your grandma has less spider veins than me. i know that i have my fathers dark mexican hair and my mothers pale skin. i know that white girls don't look good with mustaches.i know that home made chocolate chip cookie dough tastes pretty good frozen.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was alone in having a family who dont know how to replace the toilet roll, but it happens on the other side of the pond too.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of having abs like aluminium foil. Brilliant.
Good idea for a post
Oh no, I am lazy too. My toilet paper currently looks like that. *shame*
ReplyDeleteAluminum foil? Haha! You are a master of metaphor.
I know that my gray hairs are never going to go into reverse.
my entire family does this same thing!! they would leave it there until it was empty and they had to set a new roll up there - I am sure of it!
ReplyDeleteI Know..I am blessed!
ReplyDeleteI know I am so thankful for all my senses..
I know I am loved for Me..in all looks and moods..
I know I adore visiting your posts..
I know I will be chuckling all day from the humor!
I know I still detest spider veins and AGE spots!
I know I have way too many of BOTH!
♥
"Nothing is as important as family." So true, and parenting, too. Thank you so much for the kind comment on my blog. BTW - In our house, toilet paper has ended up on the mantle?? LOL!
ReplyDeleteI know that if I wasn't trying to set a good example for my kids, I would leave the tp like that ;)
ReplyDeletei know i love you suz cuz you are a good person with a heart of gold.
ReplyDeletei love your sence of humor.
i love that there is the blog world.
i know that i am blessed with my family, even if i complain alot.
i know too that OJ is a murderer.
I know that i love to eat and cook.
I know there is too much hate and evil in the world.
i know there is not enough love in the world.
i know that time passes much too quickly.
i know that i hate cancer.
i know i could be a better person.
i know that god exists.
i know i love animals.
i know there is injustice in our justice system.
i know that life isnt always fair.
thanks for this nice post.
c
I know that the weather here was wonderful this morning.
ReplyDeleteI know that days like this make we wish we had a screened in porch.
I know even coming out of Walmart this morning was a pleasure because it was so nice outside.
I know we had a super hot day yesterday but this week will be a little cooler... like in the 80's. One day we'll wake up and it's 35. (fall, meet winter!)
I know I enjoy 'fall' when we can get it around here.
I know putting tp on the thingy must require a special degree, because I am the only one in the house that knows how to do it!
I know that I do not have enough spare time and should be using the few that I have to work on my classroom (hanging my students work on the bulletin board, putting materials back on the shlef...etc) instead, I am here reading your blog and laughing at my slef!
ReplyDeleteThank you for that daily dose of laughter... I'll come back for more! :)
I know that blogging has opened me up to a whole new world of amazing, lovely, funny and endearing people.
ReplyDeleteYou are one of those I adore the most :)
Hahahaha..........too funny.
ReplyDelete...I know scooping up vanilla ice cream with those low-sodium ruffled potato chips is a great way to get my calcium and potassium requirement for the day--no matter what my husband and son say.
Ahahha...the toilet tissue sitting on top of the role...too funny...never saw that done before. Oh yeah, except by ME when I was a teenager.
ReplyDeleteThis much I know:
that no matter what, Jesus will never leave me.
that my skin just keeps getting more wrinkles (no matter how much cream or botox I use).
that my dogs love me even when I stink!
time just goes too darn fast.
Blessings dear Suz. x-Cassie
I know that toilet paper, when appropriately installed on the little doohickey, should unroll from the top, not the bottom.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I know that this is one of my all time favorite posts...
ReplyDeleteI know my kids are the best gift I was ever given.
I know who ever said "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" never had warm chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven. Extra chips, extra love.
I know that, when properly installed, the toilet paper will dangle from the outside of the roll, and not the side closer to the wall.
ReplyDeleteThat and amen to the family being most important.
i know.... that everytime i read your blog, i'm laughing or smiling or both :)
ReplyDeleteSO funny!
ReplyDeleteOkay:
I know that my gravestone does not have to read:
"Lived up to husbands OCD cleaning standards"
I have never understood why I am the only one in my household that could put toilet paper on the roller!
ReplyDeleteI know that hanging a small towel holder in the place of a standard toilet paper holder ACTUALLY prevents this from happening - and I live with two guys! Try it! :)
ReplyDeleteThis much I know:
ReplyDeleteI got my dad's premature gray hair. thanks dad
Kids today are much to lazy.
I need to take some Excedrin for this headach.
It is 88 degrees here in Tx and I need to get my butt in the pool to do some laps.
I have the night off from cooking.
I need to get started on crocheting an Afghan that I promised for a present.
and right now I think I need to relax until my headache is gone.
I know that
ReplyDeleteI like your kids
Tears are still falling down my face for your loss.
I will never love anyone as much as I love my Kaish.
I will always be round.
Green eyes are my favorite.
There is always hope.
God is merciful and mighty.
Love wins.
That is all I know today : )