…person who loves to always share with you the things they *DON'T DO…or *DON'T NEED in their lives. *insert many things here:_____smart phones, TV/cable, dinner out, pretty shoes, name-brand purses, you name it.
Does that make you a better human being?
No. I just makes you a blabber mouth. {we all know that recycling makes you a better human being!}
Down with the blabber mouth.
…person over 23 doing the selfies. I see them on FB. I see them on Blogs. (baby bump pics are necessary and enjoyable as are photos of your new glasses or 'do) It's one thing for you to update your profile pic, but another to, well, it's only ok to update your profile pic when you get a new hairstyle or specs. That is the law. Don't make me enact a citizens arrest on your butt.
…person who feels the need to take up two or three parking spots….oh wait, I've already covered that. Who fondly remembers my run in with the crack wh*re? Those were the good ol' days!
Wishing you all a great weekend low on chemical overdoses, minus blabber mouths, self involved people and no run-ins with parking lot crack wh*res!
Click here for my latest selfie.
XOXOXO
Seriously, you clicked?
Gosh, I love you!
I love you! Thanks for the laughs :)
ReplyDeleteI clicked.....hilarious. This post had me laughing and I agree with everything, LOL
ReplyDeleteWahahahahaha made me morning.
ReplyDeleteI clicked and read about the potty mouth parker ~
and I clicked looking for your selfie !
oh YES to all of these! omg!!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU for making an exception for new specs and hairdos - because I am that person, on both counts. And if I can catch Gregg smiling in any photo, selfie or otherwise, I'm always tempted to post! ;)
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful weekend, Suz! Hugs to you!
I haven't updated my profile picture in well over a year. Maybe 2. but I also haven't cut my hair in over a year. I'm trying to hold out until May - I figure I'll do it when frizzy hair season rolls around.
ReplyDeleteRarely do I laugh out loud but crack ***** did it!!!
ReplyDeleteyou're a mess.
ReplyDeletehave you ever tried goo-b-gone or something like that? takes off those stickers in a flash.
ReplyDeleteThat is what I used….still, it took a lot and i lost a few brain cells. At this point, I NEED ALL THE CELLS I can hang onto.
DeleteYou are just so funny.... People who take selfies really LIKE themselves... In some ways, that can be a good thing. I went through so many years being FAT and UGLY (in my mind) that I never wanted a picture taken of me.. Then I lost weight and became happy with myself. SO--having photos of me splashed around don't bother me much anymore. HOWEVER, I hate the close-up selfies of me --since the wrinkles really do show up BIGTIME... ha ha
ReplyDeleteI remember your encounter with that person --and the person who parked in 2-3 parking spots.... Gads!!!! Here's another one for you: those able-bodied people who park in handicap places.... THEY need a good SMACK, don't you think????
Have a great weekend.
Hugs,
Betsy
Yes. I always hope the illegal handicap parkers will have karma creep up on them! Of course, not all handicapped people appear handicapped….but you know what i mean.
DeleteFunny post and oh so true.
ReplyDeleteWe had new windows installed - - 23 of them - - - let's talk about glue from the stickers - - - - a very well-known window company. I called them. He apologized - - - gave me the suggestions I was using - - had to buy a razor scraper - - - they said they would send a service person out if nothing worked. Shall we talk about how tempted I was to do that?!!!! They need to let some of us run the world, don't they? Oh wait - - - I retired cuz I don't want to do that anymore!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL All so true...hmm accept I might be guilty of the selfie, especially with my girls!
ReplyDeletePics with your girls are NOT selfies…these are family moments!!! XOXO
DeleteI don't have a problem with the selfies nearly as much as the foot selfies at the pool/beach/etc. Yes, you're at the beach. Yes, you have feet. Move on. I'm with you on the stickers!
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with you about those stickers on mirrors and glass. If you find out who to smack let me know. As far as your other 'smackees' are concerned, I'll do my best to avoid falling into those categories.
ReplyDeleteGreat list, made me laugh out loud. :-) Have a great weekend, hopefully without anybody that needs smacked!
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteTGIF you funny bee!
ReplyDeletedang, and here I am, the king of selfies! nearly every day, INCLUDING today,there is me, sneaking into my own pictures :)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! Agree with all of them!
ReplyDeletePretty sure my profile shot is 2 years old, so I'm safe, right? ;-)
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