I figured out where my twin sister has been hiding.

 

How do you know you are getting old?

Is it when you get nervous prior to your health physical.

or is it when you are excited that your cholesterol is 162?

Both?

Dang, I don’t even remember buying my ticket for oldville.

I went to sleep yesterday looking like this.

I woke up today almost 43. Where is my rocker?

I had my annual physical this week. I was only late by about 5 years. Yes, my Dr. yelled at me for that.

I do get my other parts looked at by my lady Dr. though, so don’t chastise me. 

All is good. Mostly.

My BMI, blood pressure, really all my numbers were great.

Except for my calcium levels. They are on the low side. That kind of shocked me. I live on cheese…and I practically bathe in yogurt. I will up my chocolate milk and double my cheese intake

I might not poop for a month. 

He advised doubling my calcium pill from 600mg 1x daily to 2x a day for two weeks, then check it again.

I was shocked that I did not have some sort of wacky disease like I swore I had. I mean, do you watch discovery health channel? The fact that I am still upright and breathing blows me over.

I did forget to ask Mr. Dr. about this lower back pain I have been having for about 4 weeks. I’ve never had back issues…and this is bothersome.

I am fairly certain that it might just be the skull of my unborn twin pressing on my spin; surely I somehow absorbed her in utero. 

I am absorbent.

What? It can happen. Ok, no more discovery health channel. Promise.

Speaking of me being in such good health, I am actually having an ultrasound on my lower half today…yeah, it’s never ending fun with me.

I swear, if they see my sister in there looking back at me, I.will.DIE. Heck, I might just get my own special on THAT channel though….

Ok, it is a holiday weekend.  Labor day.

Wouldn’t it be fabulous if all the people who NEEDED a job and WANTED to labor could get one? Lets all say a collective prayer about that one. OK? 

I know I did a lot of complaining up there. I should not. I am blessed beyond words.

I promise, If my Lady Dr. finds my twin, I will embrace her.   Heck, possibly my BMI will go down even further once she is extracted from my being!!

See. I am being positive.

Hey, where did you all go? I am NOT that wacky to believe this could happen. But it could. You know it could.

Back to you.

What are you doing this weekend?

Party on the Patio?

A get-together in the romper room?

How about you take photos of whatever you do this weekend and then share them on Monday.

That will make me happy.

I might even forget about the small sized sister who is inhabiting my insides.

Bee Fun. Bee healthy. Bee Realistic…this could all happen.  {But only to me.}