This, That & The other thing

I've got some very life altering information to share with you. {Don't I always?}  I'm going to limit it to three things for today...hopefully, the things I hold back won't interfere with your living this week.

This: 
If you ever find yourself to be 44 years old AND going through puberty, you will need this:

Who gets acne at my age? Well, not acne...just ONE large, painful, "I''m not leaving your face for a long time" type zit.
This stuff is a miracle worker. It just better not say: I'll be back! {freakin' Schwartzenager}

Next week, I'm shopping for training bra's.

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That:
We have planned a big little trip this summer that required my children to get these:

I'm ecstatic.
But on the Debby Downer side...this trip will require me to be in a bathing suit for most of my waking hours. wahh wahh wahhh.

I texted Lolo to let her know her passport arrived.

Me: It is now safe for you  to leave the country...and more importantly, you can come back in!


Her reply:

made.my.day.

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The Other Thing:
Yesterday, Linds and I came home from an errand...the Coach was already home.
We chit chatted for a minute catching up on stuff. The Coach asked me how my day was.

Me: "I rode the exercise bike for 16 miles today.....can you tell I've lost weight?"
His response: {dryly} "I couldn't even see you standing there." 


That means I only need to ride 15 miles tomorrow....I refuse to be overlooked.

See, I told you this would alter your life!
YOU are so welcome!