Oh~~To Be 45 Again!

Today my body turns 46.

My mind is already 50-something. Well, I take that back, some days my mind is 14. *Snicker*Snicker*

Here, lets recapture my first 45 years of birthday photos.

Wait, come back. I was just pulling your legs. ALL of them.

Here is the first birthday photo I could find. I shared my parties with my Brother Mark; Our birthdays were 7 days apart. 

I have absolutely NO recollection of this party. Perhaps I was 3? I put an arrow next to myself and my brother. My Dad is standing in the back, notice the big smile. He was always so freakin' happy. My Aunt Debbie is there (she is only 8 years older than I) I recognize my neighbor John (He was my "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours") and my friend Kym is in front of me. Her mom is now my facebook friend; I love her! 

The rest? Perhaps kids who were wandering the 'hood on this particular day and they smelled cake. 

Ok, here is the next birthday I could find. I might have been 4 or five?

Oh, wait. I didn't mean to leave you hanging up there....our birthdays were 7 days AND four years apart. Don't go thinking my Mom was some sort of super quick gestational type of creature. 

I arrowed myself and Mark.....and I'd love to know who took this photo. HELLO? Have you heard of composition?

The other people here...complete strangers!

I'm guessing I'm six here because I have 2 teeth in my head. 

Check out that "BIG JIM" camper. I guarantee you that I made that baby mine within a week. 

I only took "Big Jim" from Mark because he took my barbie dolls and baby dolls. {He cut all of their hair and applied nail polish to their faces for make up. The joys of having a gay brother!}

That perv John is here again....just waiting for me to turn 10!

So, the next year I put my foot down. 

Me: I want my own party. I don't want to share my day with Mark!

 Yep. See me up there...surrounded by ALL my friends. 

 I'm just pulling your hair legs again. 

I had ONE friend. Which is shocking since those were the most hideous shoes ever produced. 

The next party I had was a surprise party (weekend) in NYC for my 40th.

Ok, there might have been a couple in the middle, but I don't remember them and no one bothered to  take a photo; I hang with some lazy azz people. 

 Ok, I think that was enough fun for one day....I'm exhausted. 

Who knew memory lane was sooooo long!

I'm thanking you all in advance for the well wishes and prezzies!

XOXO