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November 16, 2011

My Body Double~Trouble



Have you heard the phenomenon that humans, over time, start to resemble their pets?



Well, sadly, this is becoming reality in our house.
I noticed last week, that Cocoa and I have the same double chin/neck issue. I'm not sure who had it first, she or me?
As soon as my lips start to fall that far, we are heading to Dr. 90210. Or perhaps a Dr. in my zip code.


And even sadder, Maisy and I have the same mid-section. What's worse? She has never done a sit-up in her life....and I have done several.
 Gravity is at times, inconvenient. 
I am still working on the look of pure disgust towards all human beings.
It's harder than it looks, this girl is a pro.  

If you need me, I will be smelling every inch of our property, chasing a large bird that is 300ft in the air,   meowing at no one in particular and then I'll be curled up in front of a sunny window having a 6 hour siesta.

Happy Humpday!




24 comments:

  1. That midsection is called a Treat Sack, and my kitty and I also have a matching set.

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  2. If I have to start looking like a pet, I'll choose our "skinny as a rail" border collie. Even if that means I'll have a grungy ring around my neck (from rolling in something grody yet again). I might have to come curl up in front of one of your windows - it's rainy and dark skies here today.

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  3. Sometimes I think it would be nice if WE WERE our pets... They (both dogs and cats) truly have it made.... What a life!!!!!

    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  4. I wish I could just lie all day with my gut hanging out. Animals are so lucky. And for that matter, so are Straight guys! I hate "caring". It sucks!
    m.

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  5. I'm laughing over Mark's comment so I can't actually write a comment.

    Anyway!

    Happy Wednesday!

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  6. I, for one, do not see the problem with the chin/neck thing;)

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  7. Those kitties, they have it easy! I don't even get to sleep at night, let alone catch any Zzzzs during the day!

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  8. would be kinda cool, wouldn't it, having orange tiger stripes :)

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  9. Apparently, I resemble your pets as well. Sigh.

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  10. We don't have any sunshine today, but a six hour siesta sounds great to me.

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  11. Being a dog (or a cat) in this country is a great life! And I totally agree with you about gravity, at least on ME (I never saw you sagging in ANY of your photos, Suz!)...my tummy, fanny, etc...enough said.

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  12. After years of "customer service" I have perfected your cat's look of disdain. Keep practicing - it will come. :>)

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  13. I love it when you make me laugh out loud! If I'm to be like one of my dogs, I choose to be like our diva Lucy who thinks everything that happens is all about Lucy. Ellie is far too nice.

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  14. This is why I will never get a basset hound or a shar pei.

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  15. LOL I'm afraid I'm starting to look like my dog...she's going grey:)

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  16. Lately I have spent most of my days sleeping longer than the cat. And that's saying something...

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  17. Now what Maisy needs is a little Yoga and some Spanks! Heeehehehe!!!

    For some reason the time change this year has thrown me into a sleepy funk! Age maybe???

    Oops...did I type that out-loud???

    God bless and enjoy this beautiful day sweetie!!! :o)

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  18. One of my cats is so fat, she looks as if she carries a football in her stomach - SIDEWAYS......


    ....yup.....she is my sistah from another mistah. Oy.

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  19. As long as you don't curl up on my computer desk for the nap, we are fine. It is already occupied. I am thinking I will have to begin shutting the curtain so our old male cat doesn't seek out Mr. Sunshine as he enters the den by my computer. In our locale, we are welcoming the sun's warmth.

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  20. oh dear, you make me laugh. i don't think you resemble your pets!!!

    did someone say siesta?!

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  21. L and H want a dog so so so bad, they would take with double chins or without....

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  22. STOP IT!!! ;)
    AND, I'm totally coming back as a cat. They have the best lives.

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  23. Oh, this was a funny one. It's looking like you have not lost any blog mojo whatsoever!

    Gosh I like you.

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  24. Well...since I don't have any pets other than the dust bunnies, I'll have to cuss the gravity. Oh but wait, I guess dust bunnies are sorta fluffy...there ya go, I'm just fluffy:) Enjoy your siestas:)

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