I didn't mean to be this much work. And what's the opposite of an anti-vaxer? That's me.

Getting older has been a lot of work. Maintenance, if you will. 

I already had my hand/leg veins done a few years ago. 

I've had a few facial peels in my time.

But now I go regularly for dermaplaning....oh how I love to have someone take a razor blade to my face. 

I strength train 3x a week at the gym.

I had laser vision surgery. (I still have excellent eyesight)

I have my teeth cleaned 3x a year. 

I get mani's-pedi's on the regular as well as getting my hair did. 

I finally bit the bullet this year and had my big toes rid of the chances of ingrown toenails...those were a b*tch to deal with and I'm happy to say I've had none since then. 

Wow. Now that I write all that, I'm a lot. 

But, I'm guessing other women my age are doing all this maintenance too. I know the Coach is very limited in his maintenance, but I don't think he's worried about his skin tone or very close veins as I am.   

Turning 50 has been so much fun though because you get to add in all the medical stuff too.

I'm already faithful to my lady Dr. who smears me yearly and flattens my breasticles into pancakes. 

But she kept telling me I needed a colonoscopy and the shingles vaccine.

Well, that doesn't sound fun. 

But, I was so wrapped up in getting my first dental implant and traveling that I put those two things off until this year. (the implant was a 6-month process)

I finally conceded and had the colonoscopy and it wasn't as horrible as I'd imagined. 

I wasn't going to skip the shingles vaccine though. I got the chickenpox on my 29th birthday and I've never been so sick in my life and I wasn't taking any chances since they're in the same fam-damily. 

So about 6 months ago I went to my favorite pharmacist and asked for the shingles vaccine and I actually had to wait a few months because it's in demand. 

See, I knew I was doing the popular thing. 

Anyhoo, when it was finally available, I did my grocery shopping, then popped in front of the pharmacy with my bags of fuel and just before she gave me my shot she said: I'm sorry, but this WILL hurt and you might feel crappy tomorrow. 

Dang. No foreplay with this lady. 

She wasn't kidding. It stung and I felt a bit lightheaded for a few minutes.

The next day I woke up pretty achy and my arm hurt pretty bad. Later in the afternoon, I felt like I had the flu. Luckily, I didn't need to be anywhere that day, so I took it easy and laid around.

I lived. I was all better the day after.

You have to get a second dosing 3-6 months after the first and I went back this week for my second. I planned to do this on a day where I had no obligations the next day, just in case. 

I found out that I was also due for my tetanus and my Measles. (MMR)

I said, well, why not?

I could only get two vaccines at once because I only have 2 arms. Lucky octopus's. 

I opted for the shingles and the tetanus. 

As she's about to stab me this time, she says: The tetanus is known to be really painful for a few days.

Does she have anything nice to say?

So, that was Monday. I felt a bit achy yesterday and both arms were hurting. 

Today, I'm much better. I was able to have a great workout at the gym and I'm happy to know I'll be shingle-free for life. (fingers crossed) Also, if I happen to sit on a pair of rusty scissors, I'll be in the clear. (you cringe, but I did that back in the day-my skinny little thigh!) 

Double battle wounds for Suz.

I'm trying to figure out what's next.

Cataracts?

No, we don't have cats anymore...just our Callie dog. 

Anyone else struggling to try to keep up with your health/beauty/time? 

Bee healthy

Bee proactive

Bee good to yourself