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May 14, 2013

You get what you deserve and then some.


Mothers day for instance.

Linds had to work part of the day, so Lolo and I hung out and chilled for a while before running errands and meeting Linds for a late lunch. This is not to be confused with Supper.

Lolo gifted me with a super cute pair of shades. The futures so bright......and she knows what I like. 

 Later on Linds gifted me with flowers, a couple of cute books AND the most special Mother's day card ever. 

A personalized Thank you card:


If your monitor won't allow you to read the sweetness that is my child, it says:
Thank you for
NOT being addicted to hardcore drugs and selling us to dealers in the Mexican drug cartel.
Thanks for that, and other stuff, I guess.
I love you Mama Bear!!!!
Lindsay

And since I am such a stellar Mom and I never miss a teaching moment, I had to point out one thing wrong with this card.
Me: 
You know we live closer to Miami than we do to Mexico, right?
Linds: 
Oh yeah, thank you for not selling us to the Cuban drug cartel.

My work here is done.



22 comments:

  1. That card cracks me up. ;-)

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  2. Funny kids are the best :)

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  3. Your daughters are adorable inside and out. LOL

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  4. Now that's class :)
    Glad you had a wonderful Mother's Day!

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  5. gotta love a little geography lesson thrown in for good measure!!! you sure know how to teach 'em!!! did lolo get the glasses at work?! i love the case!

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  6. You have to love the creativity! Love the shades.

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  7. Sounds like you had a wonderful day with your girls --at least one of them... Love the flowers and sunglasses... AND that card made me laugh outloud.. Love it!!! Glad you didn't sell those precious girls to anyone!!!!! ha

    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  8. I adore that you have passed on your sense of humour to your babies!!
    Happy Mother's Day!

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  9. Those girls are ALL you! Love you all and miss you. Happy Happy Mothers Day!

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  10. OH MY GOSH!
    She is the best kid ever.
    I am glad you are only addicted to soft drugs and nothing too hardcore. That is beautiful.

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  11. So cute! You are the best-est mom! Love your girls.

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  12. Nicely done. I can't believe Linds put Mexican drug cartel. What WAS she thinking?!
    I thought it was going to say "hardcore porn"....

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  13. Great card! I can tell that your girls inherited your sense of humor, Mama Bear.

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  14. I am just cracking up over that card!

    Holy Moly. I love a kid with that kind of wit!

    I'm certain I know where they get this from!

    ha!

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  15. You've got a couple of great daughters, and you did a wonderful job raising them. It sounds as if you had a marvelous Mother's Day.

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  16. I have a feeling that you & your daughters and me & my kids would get along great! SAME senses of humor, I tell you.

    Maybe she wouldn't have minded the Cuban drug cartel so much. Did you think of that?! Maybe it was only the Mexican drug cartel that would've scared the bejeezus out of her! ;-)

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  17. Looks like you had a very nice Mother's Day with nice prezzies and sweet girls to boot! : )

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  18. Oh what a card, same kind I get. My youngest daughter just loves to get to me. Wonderful gifts!

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  19. You did your job well! :)

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