Dear new neighbors,
It's great that you purchased the gorgeous house across the street. And it's great that you have been renovating a perfectly beautiful home for over a year. And since you are employing a lot of local people, I applaud you...but, I'm seriously done with looking at the port-o-pottys out my front door.
Dear Thursday night,
:::
You allude me. I'm told you are magical, and yet your magic is hidden from me. I'll keep trying. I'll persevere. Eventually. I hope. Maybe?
{yes, they are no line progressives, I was mistaken when I said they were bifocals)
Dear Cocoa,
You are not fooling anyone with the fact that you DO lay on my new gray couch. I can see the evidence in that @#$$%^^% photo above. Plus, you thought I was asleep last night when I walked by, yeah, I saw you even without my @#%$@$$ glasses.
Happy weekend!
xoxo
Oh my word. You look so beautiful. I LOVE your dress. I LOVE your shoes. I do not LOVE your neighbors porta potty. But, I am thrilled no one is peeing in bushes. That would be even worse than a porta potty? No?
ReplyDeleteI hope no one is peeing in your cheerios OR in Coccoa's food bowl.
Coach looks fab in a bow tie.
I can't get over those shoes. Fabulous to the max.
Oh my word. You look so beautiful. I LOVE your dress. I LOVE your shoes. I do not LOVE your neighbors porta potty. But, I am thrilled no one is peeing in bushes. That would be even worse than a porta potty? No?
ReplyDeleteI hope no one is peeing in your cheerios OR in Coccoa's food bowl.
Coach looks fab in a bow tie.
I can't get over those shoes. Fabulous to the max.
I expected the worst time when I got my progressives, but for whatever weird reason I had no adjustment issues at all! You hate me a little bit, don't you?
ReplyDeleteYou two look fabulous!!
ReplyDeleteSorry you're having issues with your new glasses. I actually have an eye doctor appt next week, and I'm a bit nervous because I assume I'll have to break down and get bifocals. Now that I know you're having issues with the no-lines, I might just skip those, and get the old-fashioned granny glasses. =(
And, Cocoa, shame on you!
You all are looking smokin' hot!
ReplyDeleteYou two look terrific! Good luck with the glasses.
ReplyDeleteCocoa, watch your back!
If you are having trouble with your glasses GO BACK! Be sure they are the correct prescription and adjusted correctly. I learned this the hard way. I gave up last year on my progressives only to find out this year (yes, it's an on-going glasses drama...I'm thinking of turning it into an opera) that my prescription for the right eye was wrong. Too late to do anything about it now but lesson learned.
ReplyDeleteFABULOUS blue dress. You look gorgeous!
Me again...A year looking at the porta potty? Good grief. I'd go over and talk to the construction people about moving it to another part of the yard. They have to replace/pump them regularly and it shouldn't be a big deal to move it out of your sight lines. Wear your blue dress to get their full attention! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, Suz...I do love it when you are venting. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteBoxers and sofas.... *sigh* I gave in and just threw a blanket over the sofa, wash it weekly and warn friends that sit on it they they will get up smelling like a dog when they leave. woof
ReplyDeleteWell, you two sure clean up nice... ;-) You look beautiful and hubby looks very handsome in his suit and bow tie.
ReplyDeleteYour eye sight can't be that bad if you can see all the dog hair on the couch... ;-)
I must say that you and Coach make a very handsome couple. I'm sorry your glasses are giving you problems. It would be nice if they made it a little harder to see the blue things in your neighbor's yard.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun evening. But what a yucky thing to have that stupid potty staring back at you every stinkin' (ha...pun intended!) day! Hope the reno and the potty are finished soon. I'm sorry you're hating on your glasses. I know it's hard.
ReplyDeleteI love this photo of you and Coach! You look like you're in your 20s. If you didn't tell us that you need trifocals (without the lines in them, whatever, progressives, yayaya), I would not know that you were over 30.
ReplyDeleteDon't you love it when the animals try to outwit us? Not a chance! But they have to be able to dream...
You two clean up nicely :)
ReplyDeleteYou are so beautiful! I love the picture of you and your husband! Call the porta potty company and tell them that they need to be picked up!
ReplyDeleteFINALLY, I am on my computer and I can leave a comment. On my iPad, it won't let me select the drop downs to announce who I is. ;)
ReplyDeleteCrazy blue. At least get camouflage porta potties - you know, so they BLEND in?!
I love your letters. Cute idea. And you and Coach look loverly!
In case you get confused,
your friend jaime - formerly a queen of sorts.
I was never able to get used to progessive lenses even though I wore them all the time like I was supposed to. A tried a new eye doctor and he told me that there are several different kinds and if one doesn't work another might but that there is a small percentage of people who can't get used to them and if I could get away with cheap readers do that instead of spending the money. I liked that doctor.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog to read Betsy's interview today
hi suz, long time me no blog. i see you are still the cutie patootie and funny fanny you have always been. i miss blogging but im working on my book! you always emit such warm, loving tones about your life and loved ones, and MY boxers... i've missed that. i wasd going to drop you a line about that horrible sink hole tragedy, i hope and pray your land is solid. how terribly scary.
ReplyDeletei will try to stay more in touch, k? just know i think about you often and still plan on hyjacking your goggies one day.
love you,
xoxo
I often find those last minute events are the very best kind! You both look beautiful :)
ReplyDeleteSuz, you look smokin' hot in that photo. I'd do ya!
ReplyDeletem.