Bartholomew is getting hi-tech.

Because I noticed recently that he has several ‘shrooms satellite dishes attached to his body.

Hey, I knew he was a fungi fun guy, but I can’t afford to add him to my Direct TV bill.

Who knew I could have so much fun with a topiary??? There is a very good possibility that come December, he will be covered in Twinkling lights!!! Yes, I am a total nerd.

I took these pictures a few weeks ago, but noticed yesterday (amongst more ‘shrooms) that the foliage is now crossing over his face!!!! He will be covered soon by greenery.

What will happen to him when the weather cools off?

If ever…

TGIF; Speaking of weather, well that makes me crabby.

Or I could have titled this: I am a crab cake today.

Nothing puts me to sleep as quickly as someone talking about the weather. You start ranting about the weather, and I have an instant case of Narcolepsy. “It’s hot, it’s cold, it’s windy, blah blah blah, yada yada yada.” ZZZzzzzzz

I believe in un-sharing certain subjects: Religion, money, politics and weather. Unless there is a major snow storm headed for Miami, I am so not interested. Keep it to yourself and your imaginary friends living in the pantry. :) Do your imaginary pantry friends eat as much as ours do???

Speaking of narcolepsy. IT is NOT funny. Unless you witness someone suffering with narcolepsy while bowling. Then it is hilarious.

Narcoleptic Timmy Goes Bowling

I am pretty sure Timmy just overheard someone complaining about the weather seconds before he ‘fell out.’ Poor Timmy.

I have been so darn tired since we got home from our whirlwind weekend. Perhaps the reason I am feeling like a crabby Patty?? I am starting to wonder if I have come down with a tumor. Or M.S. or Anemia. Or Diabetes. Or Coach is slipping ruffies into my coffee. I just can’t shake this tiredness. Most people come down with a cold, not me, always more dramatic and life threatening. I missed my calling when I skipped drama class. Ok, I was late signing up for the class, I was busy doing laundry.

Any subject that takes you down to sleepy-land quickly? Do people who talk about narcolepsy, ruffies and their teenage kids get on your nerves????

Have you ever heard this from a 16 year old?

Lo: “Mom, I can’t drive to school this morning, I have to ‘put on my face. ”

My reply: “What are you…70???”

Have a fantastic weekend. I hope you get all the sleep you need, at appropriate times and places. I wish for you glorious weather and if your weather is less than perfect, remember the un-sharing rule.

Be nice to strangers. Call your Mom. And for heavens sakes, clean out the fridge!!!

15 words Wednesday. The cleaning edition.

Laundry;

washing.

folding.

Ironing.

It multiplies like happy, horny bunnies.

Envious of nudists? yes, sometimes.

My camera was on fire.

This past weekend.

And I won’t bore you all with ALL the photos I took. All 300 of them. See how caring I am??

We had a fantastic weekend. Really Super Duper Fantastic. And I don’t normally throw around that many adjectives.

The home we stayed in: outrageously beautimus maximus.

The rehearsal dinner that my aunt and uncle hosted: fantasmus.

The wedding: gorgeous maximus.

The folks we spent the weekend with: total awesomeness.

I will break it down as best as I can.

 

The house.

St. Simons Island, GA.

On.THE.OCEAN. BooYAh!

4 story. Overlooking the wawah with infinity pool. so cool.  

 

Yes, with an elevator. Now, my Mother has ONE more story to go down in infamy…’the night she was trapped in the elevator. with a full bladder’. Pretty funny…If it was not YOU. The coach and I heard all the commotion going on. And we almost got up from bed to see what was happening, almost but decided my Mom and Aunt were just being silly. again. oops.

 

Isn’t this a lovely family? Looks like a professional photo. Thank you Riley and my super duper little awesome Panasonic.

Suz, Mom,Lo, Linds and The Coach.

 

      

There was much laughter, food and fellowship.

Add a few trillion dolphins, a young couple in love, great weather and you have the perfect weekend!

 

 

I could go on and on and on…but then you will see how charmed my life is and not enjoy spending time with me anymore.

Don’t you loathe charmed peeps? NO? Oh, me neither.

I hope you all had your own wonderful weekend full of memories. I will catch up with all you folks soon…and the laundry…oh the dreaded laundry. Does that ever end???? Um. NO.