Green Rogaine.

  

Bartholomew has been begging me for an extreme makeover.

Bart (on the right) circa 2009.

The winter did him (and his greenness) in.

It made me very sad to see him in this dry, crunchy, lifeless state.  

I suppose this type of crawling plant was not meant to last  year round…so perhaps next winter I will bring him inside.

Maybe a nice moist spot for him?  {my shower?}

Never mind…I vowed not to shower with dogs a long time ago. 

 

This was a bit precarious for him. 

“Downward Dog” yoga pose.

I had to pull out the old roots and some of the moss, refill moss and I put in crawling jasmine this time.

Dogs can use some fragrance...right?  

Now he is ready for some growth again.

Topiary Rogaine.

If only I could sell this to balding men!!

 

 

If you need me, I will be in the rock quarry, I mean the lanai, I mean rock city!

I shall rename the lanai: Rock City!!!

I should be finished in a day or two.

I wish I had taken a before picture…cause the after is looking a-m-a-z-i-n-g!

I may have to change my business cards from “domestic goddess” to “landscape goddess.”

Does it pain you as much as it does me when I get all hopped up on myself??? 

Don’t worry, it is only temporary. I promise.  

 

BTW: it only takes a glance at my hands to see, I am no goddess whatsoever.  I am a worker Bee!!!