Seeking my inner meow.

I got my hair did last Saturday. 

My stylist must have been delirious, because she gave me a Dorothy Hammilish type cut. 

Everyone knows I'm a roller skater and NOT an ice skater.

everyone.

Oh well. It will grow out.

Lolo declared: It's adorable; you look SO cute!!!

Me: I'm done with adorable, I'm ready to move into sex kitten mode.

Lolo: Ummmm after two kids, you are done with the sex kitten phase. Even daddy knows that.

Well that sounds like a challenge to me!

I dusted off my curling iron and fluffed things up a bit. 

I've banished the 1976 Dorothy 'do. 

(btw: we were both being sarcastic; which is our first language and we all know Daddy loves his sex kitten)

Wow, that just got creepy.

I'll never be up for a gold medal in a sporting event….unless being sarcastic is a sport. 

Meow.

To fight it or give in; that is the dilemma

It started with the several sneezes each day last week, then I felt my sinus passages as they were swelling…..and I knew it; the summer cold-it's a coming.
Daaa dunnn dunnn dunnnnn
I've been fighting it with vitamin C; drinking emergen-C, Zicam tablets and I'm ingesting gallons of water daily.
I'm fighting so hard because the Coach and I have a get away planned for next weekend.
{burglars, my In laws will be here with their 3 dogs so don't even bother}
But then I started to think:
"Hey, I'm fighting this, but it WILL come eventually and it WILL get me. Maybe I should just give in and get it over with?!

So, today I'm going to Macy's and I'm gonna lick the escalator handrail from the first floor to the second.
Then I'll stop at Chuck E. Cheese and I'll play some video games, not wash my hands and I'll end my afternoon with a nap in the ball pit.

That should get it going quite well.....if only there was some old dingy phone booth where I could enjoy my dinner.

Did someone just throw up?

Any other suggestions?


XOXO

Waffling

I had guacamole for lunch yesterday; not waffles. 

I don't even like waffles. Although, I'd rate them higher than pancakes. 

I've been waffling with this blog thing.

Should I stop. Should I continue. Should I keep thinking about it?

I'm over over-thinking things. again. 

I have a tendency to over-think OR to not think at all.

I should try to be more in the middle. Medium perhaps.

There.

I've decided to stop waffling. Stop over thinking and just continue. Minus stressing about anything. 

By the way, please remind me to not have JUST guacamole for lunch. That was not a good idea at all.

Hey, here's a picture of some important items I recently came across.

My retainer, my headgear, my Duran Duran keychain and of course my Alf button.

I'm sure you're wondering….. and the answer is NO.

NO, my retainer doesn't fit anymore; can you believe that my mouth has grown?

Perhaps at one time I did consume mass quantities of waffles.

How about you? Waffling over anything lately?

Willy Nilly Friday~'The moving on out' version

1) Linds moved into her dorm on Wednesday; Lolo was here to help as did the Coach. Her dorm is on the third floor; not an elevator in sight and it took several trips up and down with her belongings. 

I was in hamstring hell come Thursday.

2) Linds was thrilled to have a full kitchen. Although the conventional stove threw her for a loop.  

She has only had a glass top stove at her disposal.

"Mom, how do you turn on the burners?"

Me: "You use this knob to turn on this burner and …..

Linds: "Wait! IS FIRE going to come out of that?"

Laughter from Lolo and I ensued.  

3) She may not have mad culinary skills, but she can set a mean table.

Perhaps that wasn't the best example. 

4) She wasn't completely moved in when I finally left. BUT, her room most likely won't be any neater than this. ever. 

5) Even though she has a full kitchen at her disposal, she still likes the simplicity of sodium. 

gag me with a spoon. 

I hope she has a wonderful year. 

I also hope she doesn't get arrested, pregnant or any face tattoos.
HA!

Have a great weekend everyone!